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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg (clickhole.com)
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[โ€“] soggy-beaver@kbin.run 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it's like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist's legs with a piece of wood