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submitted 4 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 75 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.

[–] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account

[–] wallybeavis@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire

[–] soggy-beaver@kbin.run 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

it's like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist's legs with a piece of wood

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

yaharr!

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then there's this

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I half expected this to be "Not the onion". We are talking about D'Elon after all.

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I feel bad for that Vitamix

[–] proper@lemmy.world -4 points 4 months ago

Is this funny?