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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.