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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm gonna need to see that monkey's gun license pls.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The monkey has a right bare arm.

[–] WHYAREWEALLCAPS@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does he have a left bear arm?

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No unfortunately he has the right two bear arms

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

~Awkward clapping~

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.