I heard his story about dumping the bear corpse and holy shit... I cannot stand his voice. It's just irritating to listen to him talk about anything. Had no idea he sounded like that lol
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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His voice is the result of a medical condition called spasmodic dysphonia.
Damn that sucks....
I'm gonna need to see that monkey's gun license pls.
The monkey has a right bare arm.
Does he have a left bear arm?
No unfortunately he has the right two bear arms
~Awkward clapping~
That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.
RFK, Jr. is bananas enough for everyone.
It took me going to that site to realise this was satire. I just figured for RFK JNR this headline made perfect sense.