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'Jibbering nonsense': Trump thinks that Biden may 'crash' the DNC and take back nomination (www.msnbc.com)

submitted 3 months ago by btaf45@lemmy.world to c/usa@midwest.social

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I can't tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he's so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

Either way, it's mildly fascinating.

[–] chknbwl@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline

chef's kiss~ My friend, you are a wordsmith.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...Pardon?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

There. I've enloudened it

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

🤣📣💥

[–] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 3 points 3 months ago

We’ll know when we find out who’s paying him hush money