How Trump imagines it would be:
Kamala Harris "I am humbled to be the Democratic Party's candidate for President. I accept..."
Announcer "What's this? It's Joe Biden with a steel chair!"
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25 years ago on August 19th 2024, when the Biden threw Harris off "Hell in a Cell" and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
I think Harris stole my jumper cables to beat Biden.
RIP RogerSimon10, beaten to death with jumper cables too young...
Oh, how I miss u/shittymorph’s posts.
You can help keep the dream alive. But you have to strive for fidelity.
A truly historic moment.
Fuck you shittymorph you got me again!
Well I mean I would be impressed if he did.
I can't tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he's so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.
Either way, it's mildly fascinating.
he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline
chef's kiss~ My friend, you are a wordsmith.
...Pardon?
I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.
Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.
There. I've enloudened it
🤣📣💥
We’ll know when we find out who’s paying him hush money
Trump says a lot of stupid and wildly unhinged things but this is a special kind of dumb. The man is in total Narcissistic Collapse and desperately wishes he were still running against Biden.
He’s just so weird and old. Much too weird and old to be President.
It's refreshing to see this dickbag actually nervous.
So egomaniacal every question about someone else is "tell us about yourself but use someone else's name," because these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff.
these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff
If only….
He doesn't know how to campaign against anyone but Joe
He can't imagine Biden not doing that because it's exactly what he would do. Altruism and grace are entirely alien concepts to him. Just the idea of not demanding the spotlight and attention for even one second would make him physically ill.
I've said this a few times already, but he sounds like Joker after Batman died
Trump pulling a nervous wreck version of the King from Hamilton...
"They say, Joe Biden is yielding his power and stepping away. Is that true? I wasn't aware that was something a person could do"
He thinks this is a wrestling storyline and Biden will return to chair shot Kamala and take back the nomination lol
Oh no Trump knows the secret to getting HILLARY back in office. Too bad he thinks it’ll be SLEEPY JOE
The only person I'd allow is Bernie Sanders and with a steel chair.