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The game (slrpnk.net)
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[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 151 points 3 months ago (4 children)

obviously satire

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 124 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, it's 4 real. Has to be. No one would lie on the internet

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bonjour. I am french male model and Olympic pole vaulter.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Show me your oui oui.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I have a oui oui collection! Probably over 100... if anyone wants to see more, you should totally let me know.

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to see more wtf are these little guys

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're ouiouis! The brand is the one single thing I collect, and I've been collecting for a few years now. They have a standard line and a limited "special" line.

Here's a snippet of my entire collection! Not just ouiouis, but there are other ones, too.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

You showed us your ouiouis and all I can think of is nono

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I want to connect with you, emotionally :)

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Definitely, but Lemmy and Reddit are notorious for not picking up on blatant satire, so it needs to be pointed out. Sadly.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 12 points 3 months ago

Are you joking rn? Sadly.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's probably the autism.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Sarcasm and satire are ableist.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 3 months ago

I cam see it. For the pixels.