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I sort of believe the seeing-in-the-dark thing. I was at an LSD party with my friends one night and we took a black frisbee out onto an unlit field (no moon) and threw it around without once dropping it. We just knew where everybody else was and where the disc was at all times. I dunno, maybe we could smell the frisbee.
Your pupils get massive when you're on LSD, so I wouldn't be surprised if they're able to let in more light to let you see better.
Was anybody smoking? We always take a drag when we want the disc in the dark, bright cherry gets the toss
No smoking - we'd never put weird chemicals into our bodies!
What a strangely ignorant way to reply to somebody trying to share your joy. Never smoked weed but you take acid? LSD isn't a "weird chemical" to you? Seriously? Reevaluate
Pull your head out of you ass and laugh at their joke you buffoon.
You can't detect an obvious joke? Seriously? Reevaluate
Your joke was funny, but them being trolled by it is even better 😅
Fuck man it's the Internet, it's hard to know what to expect. Pretty sure there's a way to mark sarcasm
But I'll take my lumps
That's super cool