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[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When my sister first got her TI-82, she had to solve the equation ((3 x 30) + 5) x (850-7). It turned her lesbian. We should all boycott scientific calculators, too!

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago

niiiiiice 8008135

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

This isn't sarcasm. This is literally the line of thinking from Republicans