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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 191 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can be a pretty naive guy. I am continually amazed not just by the volume, but by the varieties of creepiness that women have to put up with on a daily basis. WTF, Anon?

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub

[–] grue@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe the employee complained about having to stand for hours upon hours (because Walmart sucks) and idiot anon misread it as an opportunity?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub