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submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

rats run fast, trump only eats fast food, it checks out

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It boggles the mind how an alleged billionaire can be so cheap.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Check out Michael Jordan's tipping philosophy

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.