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Inspired by the very similar thread about school incidents.

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 32 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The amount of times I hear people telling me that "I should just do it in Excel". Excel. Is not. A database.

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Excel is a whole OS unto itself. Like Emacs except you can get out of it.

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Excel is a single-assignment dynamically-typed functional programming language with a really obtuse editor.

Stop... Stop... I'm already dead

[–] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good software starts in Excel honestly. But oh god should you not stay there... Its not designed as a database indeed.

Access is the worst of both worlds.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary solution

[–] Strider@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 weeks ago

Close enough when your actual database system is written in fucking COBOL.