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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That cop was assembled like Frank's monster using bundles of lean chicken preast and whey powder glued together soy protein isolate, raw milk, and raw honey. Twenty minutes before the performance the pumped the solution in to a. Pig suit and injected it with steroids, cocaine, and yeah idk i can't keep this up but that's a fucking sunday morning cartoon action figure someone covered in bronzer not a real person.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

He looks like a smoother Joe Rogan with a wig and an inch of forehead added on.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Frank's monster

Do you have something going on in your basement that the rest of us need ~~to know about~~ to hear as little as possible about to maintain our plausible deniability?