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And I'm taking Poison Ivy off the table. Too easy. I think I'd go with The Penguin, mostly cause that just seems like normal crimes.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same, I just wanna be a guy that unloads crates in a sketchy dock and sees the bat signal and says "watch out boys, THE BAT'S out tonight!' As if he isn't out every night. If he wasn't they could just do crime whenever the bat signal was off.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

shitty faux brooklyn accent "Ayyy, what's da plan, boss???"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What ineffectual weapon would you smack your palm with when you're about to hit something or someone? I wanna be the guy yhst starts out with a gun, has it bataranged out of his hand and then uses a garbage can lid.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't say ineffectual but I would say I'd use something improvised

  1. Baseball bat
  2. Crowbar
  3. Big pipe wrench
  4. Metal pipe

in order of preference