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How's it going now, Star Citizen? Another record breaking revenue year so far; that means lots of progress in making the game, right? RIGHT?
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Oh who am I kidding; I'm still this face right now
I don't care about a 20 year development time, the kids are going to make the space sim woke and gay!
Star Citizen's big spenders (according to visual evidence from the grift's own fundraising events and conventions) are divorce-flavored almost-entirely-white aging gamedads that are still stuck in the 90s.
And they're not getting any younger.
putting minoxidil into the fire sprinkler tank like in blade
what an emoji holy shit
@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net brings the best emojis, folks. The best. Believe me. Everyone's saying it more and more.
I would seamlessly fit into this image and not stand out but it still makes me laugh in a way i needed. Thanks
Edit not a single ponytail in sight maybe i am a different kind of cringe white guy
Probably smells like Axe body spray and the natural byproducts of "a clean ass is emasculating" chud influencer lessons.
Child support?
Yeah I pay child support, for my real children, the Legatus 2953 package which is only $48,000 and includes 175 ships!
I actually knew a guy who bought an Idris among other stupid shit as like an explicit cynical move to just not have money for his ex wife to take.
RSI
the repetitive strain injury convention
That's why were only hiring 65+ white racist boomers so you can have the ideologically purist racist slop around kiddo.
when the game takes so long to make it goes through multiple generations of developers
I am a star citizen dev, like my father and his father before him