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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I don't care about a 20 year development time, the kids are going to make the space sim woke and gay!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Star Citizen's big spenders (according to visual evidence from the grift's own fundraising events and conventions) are divorce-flavored almost-entirely-white aging gamedads that are still stuck in the 90s.

And they're not getting any younger.

[–] hypercracker@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

putting minoxidil into the fire sprinkler tank like in blade

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] anaesidemus@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

@WhyEssEff@hexbear.net brings the best emojis, folks. The best. Believe me. Everyone's saying it more and more.

feast-1feast-2

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would seamlessly fit into this image and not stand out but it still makes me laugh in a way i needed. Thanks

Edit not a single ponytail in sight maybe i am a different kind of cringe white guy

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

RSI

the repetitive strain injury convention

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

That's why were only hiring 65+ white racist boomers so you can have the ideologically purist racist slop around kiddo.

[–] SeekTheDeletion@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

when the game takes so long to make it goes through multiple generations of developers

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

I am a star citizen dev, like my father and his father before him

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

See, this is why we need UlyssesT. There were very few Star Citizen posts while he was gone.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I admit there isn't that much going on in Store Citizen kelly apart from the growing contradictions of less total users/spenders but the remaining spenders spending more and more each year.

That will continue to be interesting; I want to see how long that can last. markkks-juggalo

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The peak of star citizen hate was like 4 years ago now when all the videos were coming out showing how fucked the company is. The projects so bad even the most dedicated haters got bored and moved on. Not me though, i remain

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Most of the remaining dunk videos are from jaded true believers now, the ones with crises of faith that are still sticking because of sunk-cost fallacy.

[–] danisth@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Star Citizen shit makes me so mad. If a tiny fraction of what they’ve promised actually existed as a functional cohesive game it would probably be sick. When I first heard about SC I was obsessed with it, how could you not be? I know this is the oldest grift in vidya games, but at least Peter molyneux delivered a fun game, if it was a shadow of what was promised.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The primary obstacle to Star Citizen actually coming out and doing even a fraction of what it promised to do was always Chris Roberts himself.

Freelancer wouldn't have launched at all if he wasn't booted out of that project after years of feature creep and micromanaging clownfuckery.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

but at least Peter molyneux delivered a fun game, if it was a shadow of what was promised.

I can't forgive Molyneux's smug enlightened centrist sermonizing on the Fable sequel that had an doomsday scenario that required a moderate amount of cruelty to the kingdom to win because of money requirements, and any attempt to raise money without an enlightened centrist amount of evil would just raise the bar of how much money has to be raised until you learn how to be the Adult In The Room that Makes The Hard Decisions and Gets Shit Done. centrist

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Fable 3 fumbled so fucking hard, it's honestly remarkable. Almost every vaguely fun feature from the earlier games is made tangibly worse, from emoting to leveling progress, to the story being absolute dogwater. Hell, I think the worst sin by far was "Wot if instead of a menu like a normal video game we made you load into a whole separate instanced location" with John the decrepit old boomer racist fucking Cleese as your butler.

Funnily enough, when I played through the one time I ever played it I managed to avoid the ending crises by being just so stupidly rich ahead of time and realistically by that point all the 'decisions' were made pretty moot. The sudden time-skips didn't bother at all because I just wanted shit to be over.

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Meshing meshing meshing my balls server ballsing. Interlinked

My balls interlinked

k-pain

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Star Citizen is the ol’ reliable of vidya drama

[–] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ohhh yeah missed these updates

also 7days to die finally went to 1.0 wtf is the excuse of these guys?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

also 7days to die finally went to 1.0 wtf is the excuse of these guys?

I think Chris Roberts figured out (or at least his handlers did) that bumblefucking around is more profitable long term than ever delivering anything that can be called a finished product.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

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