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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.

Does that look like a couch to you?

He fucks couches.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

JD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Even with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Are you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That's ludicrous and I won't have it.

I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you'll be hearing from their lawyer!

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

If he had a homeworld, he was obviously banished from it.

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world -5 points 2 months ago

He should be in a booth. Then I might wonder if swinged wider.