Most normal human food...
That's flat bread right? Most cultures have flatbread. Get the pancakes.
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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“Mmm soft, supple, cushiony pancakes…”
"And you call them pancakes despite obviously being made on a griddle?"
"not enoughs flaps on each jack."
“Oh yeah, that’s so fucking normal. I’m so good at this. Also please bring 7 bottles of warm syrup and 6 waiters.”
Pigs in a blanket, you say? How delightfully erot... er, enticing?
“When I worked for Peter Thiel in Silicon Valley, our health program included blood transfusions from teenagers to keep us young. Does your company have something similar?”
Do you guys even ponder the orb?
I’d think it’s
“What’s your most normal human food?”
“Idk hon, pancakes and bacon?”
“Okay, good”
Or “just give me whatever makes sense”
How long have you been working here? Okay, good.
So is he on a date in this cartoon or is a booth not his type?
I am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.
Does that look like a couch to you?
He fucks couches.
Well yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?
JD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.
Even with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best
Are you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That's ludicrous and I won't have it.
I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you'll be hearing from their lawyer!
If he had a homeworld, he was obviously banished from it.
He should be in a booth. Then I might wonder if swinged wider.
Just give old Renfield there a plate of crickets and call it good
Does he have time to sleep between the failed public appearances, and milking his essence?
“Huh, these are nice, uh, seats you got here… easy to clean up stains I’m guessing… You wouldn’t happen to have something with a bit more… privacy, would you?”
His favorite dish is Canapés.
ha ha. I do the ordering interaction better. Seriously though us earthlings are the only thing on the planet so this is just silly.
got the feeling Peter Thiel only befriends lizard people