what ghoul failed at their job so badly that I can still sit idly at a traffic light for 40 seconds without watching an ad about forgettable-mayo-movie-3984438974239029 or detergent?

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Step away from the lathe

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Why do we even keep that thing around? We must return to the mountain where it was forged and cast it in to the fire!

Uhm...

Where was the lathe forged? Mt. Kilauea? I can't think of many volcanoes.

[–] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Liberal Mountain, Idaho

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd like to think its the least accessible volcano in Kamchatka (which is famous for its many volcanos and its remoteness).

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Kamchatla is pretty cool but it's one of the places in the world where at dusk there are so many mosquitoes it dims the sun so i never want to go there.

If i had one wish, it's be that mosquitos just don't.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Mt Disappointment, Vic, Australia.

Unfortunately someone lathed the lathe to be indestructible.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

We tried that already

it keeps coming back

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Mt. Doom.