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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 137 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"let's get back to talking about how gay books in the library are ruining our kids' lives!!"

-GOP

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What they need to do is make guns gay, then watch how quick they're banned.

[–] Dusktracer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not too hard, the things are often phallic shaped and you gotta stroke its trigger to get it to release its load everywhere. Just saying.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Make all guns require the grip to be shaped like a cock so homophobes will refuse to hold them.

Or even better, they come with a phallus-shaped mouthpiece attached that needs to be sucked on in order to allow the gun to fire...

I can come up with these all day lol

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What's the internet rule that there is porn for everything you can think of? There has to be gun fetish gay porn. All sane Americans need to do is get whoever is more influential than Dan Savage to give the movement legs ala "Santorum"