He’s going to NYU now, so all it would take to start a potential redemption arc is to hang out with a girl with a septum piercing and take one rip from a G bong.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Obama taught us that this isn't enough

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But Obama got turned down by the long legged socialist. We just need one communist alt baddie to change the future

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Exactly. I’m not sure that 80s Obama could have survived even 30 seconds of exposure to a NYU EDM warehouse rave girl.

Barron is a zoomer though and is way more tolerant of potent strains

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Women hold up the entire sky.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

None of those words are in the bible

[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

Not even close to the same thing.

Obama wasn’t hotboxing overpriced bodega mids in a zero ventilation prewar unit with the tumblr aesthetic blogger Steven Universe Ukulele nepobaby

[–] DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube 2 points 1 week ago

Considering LSD failed in it's promises of world peace, there's no strain out there that will make a shitbag not a shitbag.