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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yea, you could totally win a gun fight against the US military 🙄

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

oh absolutely. I have the power of god and anime on my side.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Read the rest of the thread. They're not talking about the military.