Which monster will they parade out next? Dracula? The Wolfman? Hitler's teeth from the Soviet archives? The contents of Fort Detrick? The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Literally Death itself?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The year is 2032. The election is between Haz Al-Din/Joe Rogan for the democratic ticket and Hans Kristian Graebener/David Duke for the GOP ticket. Democrats will be celebrating Donald Trump endorsing the Haz ticket alongside endorsements from Carl Benjamin, Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson who all share delight that the democratic party has "learned their lesson"

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Sir, step away from the lathe

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

How is your dry, circumcised glans feeling today, Mr. President?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

This has been another episode of

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

dracula-flow

I have no loyalty to any bourgeois imperialist politicians. Never voted for 'em, never will.