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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

an outright terrible burning pile of trash on one side, and a freshly shit bed on the other.

If you go somewhere that smells like shit: that place smells like shit.
If everywhere you go smells like shit: Check your shoe for shit.

If everyone is "literally too stupid to understand the entire point" then you are literally too stupid to articulate your point.