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[–] Rivalarrival 0 points 2 months ago (7 children)

it CAN NOT be worse. it would literally just be the same.

So, if Candidate Y wins, we're going to kick you in the nuts and give you a puppy. If candidate Z wins, we're going to kick you in the nuts and stab a puppy in front of you.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to buy a cup and vote for Y.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Terrible metaphor, try this.

Candidate 1 offers genocide. Candidate 2 also offers genocide. If you vote for either you are giving support to genocide.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

except neither candidate is offering to give me a puppy. be gone liberal.

[–] SeekTheDeletion@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

I’m going to vote for neither and pull out a weapon

The answer to the trolley problem is destroying the trolley, not hitting the lever

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm gonna buy a gun and not vote for either genocidal candidate peppino-shotgun

[–] ShariaLawZ@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Candidate Z

One day, he will return, unbanned

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is the puppy they're giving you a more effective extermination of all Palestinian life? Yet more tanks for the cops and more Ukranians for the meat grinder and more microplastics for my balls? What the fuck do you think the puppy is here, genocide lover?