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submitted 3 months ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course. They don't even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The real life hacks are always in the reply.