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[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

the parrot Iago THE ARISTOCRATS

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

SO THE SULTAN STAHHTS FUCKIN' JASMINE, AND JASMINE IS SUCKIN' ON RAJAH, AND RAJAH IS GETTIN' FUCKED BY ABU, AND ABU IS JOYYKIN' OFF ALADDIN, AND ALADDIN IS RUBBIN' THE LAMP, AND THE LAMP IS SHITTIN' OUT THE GENIE, AND THE GENIE IS LICKIN' ON THE MAGIC CAHHPET, THE MAGIC CAHHPET IS ROLLED UP AROUND JAFAR'S LONG, CURLY COCK.. AND JAFAR IS SHOVIN' HIS STAFF UP THE ASS OF THE SULTAN.. AND --

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Disney taking notes before they acquire PornHub

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bravo this got me laughing way too hard. The spelling of "JOYYKIN'" especially sold the whole effect

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If you want to be sure to wake up in the morning, set this as your alarm.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I tried listening but without context, that was just disgusting af

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That's literally the point of the joke. Wiki link

"The Aristocrats" is a taboo-defying, off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians and dates back to the vaudeville era.[1] It relates the story of a family trying to get an agent to book their stage act, which is remarkably vulgar and offensive. The punch line reveals that they incongruously bill themselves as "The Aristocrats".[2]

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Uncle Jesse’s brother-in-law THE ARISTOCRATS