If you say I hate the automotive designers who can't design properly angled headlights, I'm criminalizing your shit take too
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It doesn't really matter which way you place your toilet paper
If you piss standing up, sink pissing should be just as acceptable, you are showering the room with piss either way (this obviously applies only to private residencies, I'm not sitting down in a public toilet)
All customer service workers should get a taser and one free tasing per month (either customers or management)
Hot take, nuclear take, cold take
I threw the last one there because I like to advocate for that every chance I get and liberals usually agree with it but don't see it as political, I'm pandering to the federated instances
But we're on main! The only pandering I'll tolerate here is towards the evil mod team of main
The last shred of anarchism I have left in me is preserved for antiauthorianism against mods and support for Rojava and Zapatistas
You should get a few tanks if you want my pandering
What about if I promise to spare your comments when I purge the entire comment section for not mainposting? Would that maybe get a little pander-pander?
This sounds like you have some tanks, glory to our mods! main
Main indeed, Comrade Commander.
Also another cold take, this community is the only one I've been part of in the 25 years I've been online that hasn't removedd to a toxic cesspool because of (or lack off) the moderation, I'll expand the taser take and give guns to them
every toilet should be legally required to come with a bidet
Bidet is the last sign of civilization in our society, would you just wipe it off with paper if you had shit on your hand?