mayo_cider

When I said "makes sense", they asked why

The outed friend bought blåhaj three years ago

I went a bit too close to the nest, and the hawk flew a few feet away and started drooping both of its wings like they were injured

Then it seemed to realize it was overacting and started to droop just one wing

When I started to walk away, it decided to go all in, let go of the branch it was hanging from and pretended to fall to the ground (while flapping its wings just enough to land on its feet)

All in all 4/5 performance, would have most likely fooled me if I was a natural predator to hawks

All of them are the people who wouldn't get offered coke at illuminati's annual meeting

They are the people snitching to the security at bohemian grove about all the drugs and extramarital affairs happening there

Teaching latin to redditors was one of the worst mistakes the west has done

Only superseded by telling them that they are clever for that (and all the genocide)

She was mostly looking for validation, since the guys in the group thought that hashing the passwords on an online banking application is waste of time, and the best way to handle login is to send the whole user database to the front-end so you can match the unhashed password to the correct account

Colleges should lower their limits for stabbing

I can't be a socialist anymore, I wanted to buy weed but the bus drivers are on strike so I have to walk for an hour both ways

This isn't what I signed up for