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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Small towns should somehow make room for even more pizza places. Having 10 is not enough choice and the free market demands it.

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

i have a kebab place in my town that also does the world's worst pizzas. that's it

the next town over has a domino's, and that's it for pizza. it's depressing

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The bar for pizza to be good is not even that high, I don't understand how it is constantly missed. It's tomato sauce, cheese, and carbs. It is harder to make that taste bad than good

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ketchup and American cheese on wonderbread.

This is a pizza

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

One of the few redeeming factors of Sweden is that there are so many pizza places that make better pizzas for cheap than the American chains, that Dominos et al. barely have any presence. Same with Starbucks and cafés.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I have three in my small town, all within an 1/8th of a mile

The bad one, the expensive one and a Domino's

The townies threatened to riot when the Domino's moved into the old Dunkin' Donuts building, but they didn't do jack

Especially because the new Dunkin Donuts building was bigger and the drive-through didn't demolish anyone's suspension