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What do you do for work? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 94 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 51 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago

"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard"

[–] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Imagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 4 days ago

I, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection