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lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 78 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've never thought about it, but a golf course really is a great environment for that sort of thing...

  • Get to lug around a bag full of long cylindrical metal objects, with covers on them
  • Probably some wooded area
  • Person likely to stand alone and focus on the ground for extended times
  • No one notices if you're in there for like 12 hours
  • Very quiet, good for focus
  • Reduce popularity of a terrible activity (golf)
[–] graymess@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You forgot the best one: Target-rich environment

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

both target-rich and rich target environment

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

No one notices if you're in there for like 12 hours

I dunno about this one, I don't look like an 80 year old war criminal or billionaire I don't think they let just anyone loiter

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

But to blend in - you have to wear golf clothes.