FnordPrefect

It was supposed to be something to build on

lol, so is a basement, but if you never actually build anything it's always going to be just a hole

Ugh, I guess this is what I get for wishing for "anything but capeshit sequels" on that monkey paw...

You weren't kidding, this sounds like what you get when you train an LLM on Ayn Rand and then give as the prompt

George Soulless

Is there any way to interpret this information that doesn't conclude that the seal on human-to-human transmission is broken?

"Citizen! You have "tested" three grapes. Please swipe your card now or you will be forced to surrender the contents of your stomach at your expense."

, me too

Had to give false, false hopes 'cause the unliving
Shooting for the stars no matter how many kids I'm killing
They're sniping civilians while using night-vision
Always gave false, false hopes (false, false hopes)

Had to give false, false hopes, libs forgiving
Don't know how because I suppressed every feeling
Despite my body count climbing toward a million
Always gave false, false hopes

lol, now if only they could put functioning printers in their printers they'd be all set

Joe Biden using the Zap Brannigan approach to achieving a ceasefire:

"Well, we've already sent almost all of our missiles, and we lack the industrial capacity to make more...so we're getting pretty close to bringing about that ceasefire. Any day now really"

"And really, wouldn't the greater crime be to not shoot him and deprive the world of my divine and enlightened leadership?"

No Big Booba Pikachu? More like Woke'mon