joaomarrom

joined 4 years ago
[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

That's too bad! It clicked in a major way for me, I revisit it at least once a year because it's infinitely replayable and enjoyable to me!

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

You're already based so you don't need anything else to turn based

But if you haven't played it yet, get yourself Into The Breach, it's by far my favorite turn-based game of all time and it's not even close

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

+1 for Bitwarden, it works reliably across all my devices and is FOSS

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

sweet mother of jesus that's insane lol how does that cable not just melt instantly?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The Terror is an amazing TV series, and the book it's based on is a really good read too. It takes lots of liberties with historical facts, of course, but it's really fun and creepy.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and waking up sickle tomorrow

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

tie me to a Dongfeng ICBM and slam me into Tel Aviv

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 42 points 6 days ago

I wish I were religious so that I could earnestly believe that there is a special place in hell for all those involved in this travesty of justice. May this country rot.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

and you just KNOW that these dimwits on reddit-logo will lap that shit up and ask for seconds, even though (or, rather, because) it is literally the exact same fucking thing they've said about Gaza

I fucking hate Israel, but sometimes I think I'm even angrier at people who believe this absolute garbage, because they ought to know better

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

quick, somebody ask him if he's got a loose cigarette that he'd be willing to sell

 

Which Way, Western Man?

 

I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.

My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:

Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.

To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.

 

Is anybody here familiar with this thing?

I'm talking to a psychiatrist to get assessed for ADHD, but in order to start treatment, if necessary, I'll first have to do this neuropsychological assessment called the WEIS test. It's expensive as shit, more than 2k, but seems to be the only way for me to get any kind of treatment. I can either pay that amount or wait 8-10 months to get it through my health insurance.

I did some digging and apparently it's this assessment of intelligence that can only be applied by qualified professionals. It frankly sounds like I'm about to get my brainpan measured. Have any of you taken this exam? Is it as stupid as it sounds? Has it helped you receive and/or validate a diagnosis?

Honestly it fucking sucks to me, having to jump through all these hoops just to have somebody listen to me and say "you have/don't have ADHD".

 

Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"

 

One of my students asked me this question and I did not really know how to answer her. She was referring to the kinds of "games" that children and sometimes adults play in order to make a decision, like other forms of flipping a coin, for example.

Here in my country we also do rock paper scissors, but we call it joquempô. We also do odds and evens, par ou ímpar, and a more extended version called dois ou um, "two or one", in which players present either one or two fingers, and then the ones who chose the same amount of fingers leave the game or become a team. This can also be done with up to five fingers, and then it's called dedos iguais, "equal/same fingers".

Are there any other such games in your country? My student really caught me off-guard when she asked that, I had never thought about this cultural aspect.

Also, I'm curious to know what you do and/or did as a child if you're not from an English-speaking country as well!

 

Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god

 

This game has so much soul, its gameplay probably feels dated as hell nowadays (haven't played it in years) but it's still in my top 3 best written games ever, along with Planescape Torment and Disco Elysium.

I first played it more than a decade ago and I still think about this poem sometimes.

With bony hands I hold my partner

On soulless feet we cross the floor

The music stops as if to answer

An empty knocking at the door

It seems his skin was sweet as mango

When last I held him to my breast

But now we dance this grim fandango

And will four years before we rest.

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