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Do Catholics actually expect and receive people’s honest list of sins during confessions? How does that even work? (hexbear.net)
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Dear father. It has been a year since my last confession. Since then, I have

  • Lied to my boss 300 times
  • Disrespected my parents 12 times
  • Got into arguments with my wife 56 times
  • Masturbated 4,530 times
  • Murdered trillions of children 4,530 times
  • Called God’s name in vain 5,900 times
  • Became nihilistic 40 times
  • Participated in 95 gooning sessions
  • Stolen from work 500 times
  • Imagined my wife being naked 600 times

And I ask for forgiveness for any sins that I’ve forgotten to mention today.

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[–] TheaJo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

4530 is self harm level

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Once every two hours. @EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net are you ok? Your dick must be blistering at this point.