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True fact: a human can survive on nothing but vegan cat food and horse powder.
... For how long?
Rest of their lives
And a guestimate how long that might be.
At least 2 hours
What if I'm underwater?
Plus or minus 2 hours
An acceptable margin of error
The rest of their lives.
...hazel is that you?
Edit: surprised at how many people know hazel lol
do they also need water (or monster)
Brawndo
I knew a guy who only ate things he had sprouted in a Mason he kept behind the seat of his pickup truck.