this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 187 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 39 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

might've recovered from long COVID

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 7 points 14 hours ago

As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

I misread the first twist as "she's dead" and thought anon's love life just took a turn for the worst.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

it's a rare wholesome greentext