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submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A) Why would a newsletter need to be editable?

B) The vast majority of our staff access the newsletter via their phones, and will not care to install an app just so they can read it.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just give them Windows phones, problem solved.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A) To make remarks and comments.

B) Ugh.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who’s making remarks on a company newsletter? Those guys don’t even use the feedback form we provide them.

Seriously though, does it piss you off when you buy a newspaper and can’t send them remarks and comments by writing on it?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You actually can write on a newspaper