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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I immediately thought they were talking about weight.

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 1 month ago

Weirdly, I thought years. Like these were elves or something.

I've been playing too much D&D, I need to spend some time in the real world.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

I assumed a vampire anime.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of a Billy Crystal joke.

105 year old man and his 99 year old wife go to the judge to ask for a divorce.

"Are you sure that you want a divorce at your ages?"

"Yes, your honor, we haven't been happy for a while and it's time to end things."

"Why did you stay together for so long?"

"We were waiting for the children to die."

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 6 points 1 month ago