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Comenting code (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by Vordimous@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 88 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My comments are just the code that didn't work but I don't want to delete yet because I might make it work except I never will be cause I already rewrote it so it does.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you me

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well I hate you all.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I just get anxious that I'm suddenly gonna need that code

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My old senior used to do this before he got laid off and now I’m charge of code that’s littered with old commented out code and no way to know why it was commented out.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Don't delete this, might need it later - JP"

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

When versioning and feature flags are too hard: just use git and hope for the best