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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

The prescription is 'tussin + alcohol, like in that one episode of House M.D.

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[โ€“] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

This is sadly very true.... and also doxylamine, trazodone, melatonin, etc...