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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So he texted her back: he also shaved his pubes.

LMAO, I thought that was funny.
I guess this means I am also a dumb one.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Making a clever joke, and then following it up with a completely juvenile joke or dumb observation is also a valid strategy. Shows you can be smart but not aloof.