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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You weren't kidding. This guy is one of those "I used to support gay rights but then they said I couldn't use slurs anymore so now that's why I'm a conservative."

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I like the one where he said if you "criticize" a straight person only the straight person get mad at you but if you "criticize" a gay person everybody gets mad at you.

I warmly invite the guy to go anywhere other than here on the internet and criticize somebody FOR being straight, like I guarantee he does to gay people, and watch people get incredibly not mad that you're criticizing straight people for being straight.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody ever criticizes me for being straight IRL so I have to do it all myself :cri:

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're straight? Haha thats gay

[–] No_Support_8363@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

I dont criticise gay people, I have gay family friends that I am perfectly fine with, its just when children gender transition I really get pissed

[–] No_Support_8363@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

No, I dont mimd gay or trans people, be whoever the fuck you want, but when you start making kids trans and shit like that it crosses the line