An 81-year-old Montana man was sentenced on Monday to six months in federal prison for illegally using tissue and testicles from large sheep hunted in central Asia and the US to create hybrid sheep for captive trophy hunting in Texas and Minnesota.

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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Heck Cattle

Okay so apparently the whole "bread to fight" thing was a bit of an exaggeration, they were bread to resemble a now extinct breed of wild bull that showed up a lot in Greek mythology but most zoologist today agree they weren't even close to right.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Heck Cattle

Comrades, there can be only one solution to this threat. We must create the Heck Bear.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

To combat the Heck Bear we'll have to create the Heck Badger.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Aurochs are pretty insane in how long they managed to stick around. But for sure they're basically just aggressive cows.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

what the heck