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I know this is fake because he wouldn't just say he hated it, he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.
KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!!
No, see, that’s how they GET YOU!
He wouldn't be able to spell it as well.
Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? Man why you give him all the easy ones!
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?