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submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I know this is fake because he wouldn't just say he hated it, he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he'd definitely try to claim it's some kind of woke democrat psy-op.

KAMALA HARRIS IS TURNING THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES SMALL!!!!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

But they’re so cute!.🥺

No, see, that’s how they GET YOU!

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He wouldn't be able to spell it as well.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hip? Hiphop? Hiphopanonymous? Man why you give him all the easy ones!

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
….

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 1 points 2 months ago

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool opotamus?