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I love that he can't go out in public without the donkey of the week trying to shoot him. It's even better than an Oswald doing it competently.
It would be funny if chuds get mad that people are trying to kill Trump and start trying to assassinate kamala
It's hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren't like the last goober. He'll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.
He'll be a formless blob of cortisol and hair medication by then, like the ending of
He's already like 87% of the way there
It is kinda weird no one has attempted it yet
Obama and Biden also never had any assassination attempts against them (that were made public, anyway). It's strange.