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Sir, a third assassin has failed

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It would be funny if chuds get mad that people are trying to kill Trump and start trying to assassinate kamala

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren't like the last goober. He'll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.

He'll be a formless blob of cortisol and hair medication by then, like the ending of no-mouth-must-scream

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

He's already like 87% of the way there

[–] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is kinda weird no one has attempted it yet

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Obama and Biden also never had any assassination attempts against them (that were made public, anyway). It's strange.