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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 81 points 1 month ago (11 children)

First a blackpilled groyper who just wanted to be famous and also die, then a NAFO freak, now a sovereign citizen? It's like he's going for a niche reactionary white guy BINGO. What's the next one gonna be? An extremely divorced guy whose personality is filming himself going on racist rants while driving around in his truck? An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

4chan weeb who tries to do it with a katana and throwing stars timmy-pray

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok but imagine if they were the one to succeed lmao

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

making Jojo references as theyre shot by secret service

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

4.8 miliseconds later

family-guy-death-pose

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

I REJECT MY HUMANITY DONALD

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

We will also accept Naruto-running away from the Secret Service.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago

The elusive hacker known as 4chan, strikes yet again.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jet-ski dealer who escaped prison after being arrested over 6th january ~~shenanigans~~ coup attemptagony-4horsemen

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck my money is on this one

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

White guy who's a black hebrew israelite

[–] nightshade@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Getting revenge after his mother wasted all of their savings on the Trump NFTs.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This would be the funniest.

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

An Evangelical wearing Chick Tracts like a Warhammer character wears scraps of scripture

babe wake up, new "world's best cosplay idea" just dropped

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

This comes close to topping all my best kelly jokes

[–] Des@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

halloween is coming soon!!

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

I'm curious as to whether or not someone's gonna end up taking shots at him for simply not really lining up with the version of him they carry in their head.

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

CIA just using all their activation phrases, all at once

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

extremely divorced guy whose personality is filming himself

omg lathe-of-heaven nicholson-yes

and with a go-pro, please 🙏

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some "Grey Tribe Rationalist" techbro that thinks he is invincible because of "quantum immortality" and expects to load-save into the next multiverse over where he wasn't mag dumped upon yud-rational

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First a blackpilled groyper who just wanted to be famous and also die, then a NAFO freak, now a sovereign citizen? It's like he's going for a niche reactionary white guy BINGO.

According to chud newspapers, all three were radical leftist Marxists. All those frothing right wing gunmen never ever shoot at anyone, really. galaxy-brain