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We live in a cyberpunk dystopia but the corporate overlords don't even have cool names. (hexbear.net)

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We don't have companies called Militech or anything, we have companies named shit like Poob. Palantir is the only suitably evil sounding company

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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